Hell's Closet Random Callout: Dr. GlandSampler vs SCROTELAPPER

[Eggplant]

You sissified simps have been dipping each other's pigtails in the inkwell in MY thread for far too long. Prosthetic Bobbit and Inch Long Guy are trying to duck me by hiding behind the clown show that you two spunked monks are putting on there. So here ya go, you Bozos now have your very own thread to smooch it up in.

Its Looney vs swedess all over again; who will be butch and who will be bitch?

The tale of the tape:

Dr. /b/onesaw. Celler dwelling has been. This once upon a timer was dramatised to the point of fleeing BH and joining up with Lame Warriors like Cheesenuts and Vaginitis. Dronesaw has to hide out under nic switches while flaming or Cheesebutt will take away his key to the Wirecutters SECRET PENIS ROOM. Ownedsaw is marking time until he gets demolished in the delayed for almost a year KOTH finals, which everyone but him knows are fixed anyway. Bonedmaw plans to use the cash to buy Flu's pink pillow as a replacement for his cat, who clawed through the basement wall and tunneled its way to freedom. (Wirecutters? Bwah-haha. Srsly.)

TEAR FACTOR. After losing big time to Rambling Windbag, NoFactor went on to claim runner-up to Bent v.whatever for biggest crybaby in the game. After reinventing himself as Sillier and Sadder than before, SlowBabbler made the rounds in Lametown. While Doomedgay and Spra1n tried harder than ever to suck the skin off of his cock, Crew at least attempted to flame BlowFactor in Hell's Closet. Now OwnedFactor divides his time between seeking recognition from Crew and attending the Gayo Clinic for treament of his chronic pantywad. Currently snipes at real flamers from the safety of Beaver's blog and gets a percentage of all IP sales.

Alright ladies, sharpen your nails and let the lames begin! Make this one a Classic!

[Eggplant]

Wassup girls? Why no laming? I thought both Moansaw and GROWASACKTOR were big time match flamzororz? A ridiculous gimmick, I know, but to each their own.

I made you brittle bitches this lovely thread out of the kindness of my heart. The least you could do is rip off each others moobs and have a pillow fight if you're not going to flame.

Classic.

[Heinous]

You're a reclusive jack off, suited for manual labor, I'm your forsaken god, now sew your shitter shut and sit on a push pin.

[In You Eye]

You don't issue callouts in Hells Kitchen for anyone but yourself, Sploogebulb Smegpants. Besides, Tearfactory would meltdown and leave teh internetz again after losing yet another match here.

Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.



And in other n00bs:

Pinched off by ANALINGUS

I'm am flamerer, here me's roar...

[Heinous]

In You Jew.

You're jewish, and it also appears you're amish.

Tell me, where do you hide your fucking computer, you know your family won't ever speak to you if they find out.

Banished for life you'll be.

[Projectile Vomit]

[Heinous]

No, dumbass, Banished for life be you would be Yoda.

[In You Eye]

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You're jewish, and it also appears you're amish.

Mutually exclusive terms. Like you and flame talent; there is no correlation whatsoever.






Listen up, ya fecal freckled fairy felcher; my muff mauling meat mallet will break enough of your remaining teeth to match the broken English you spew if you don't step up your game here by about 150,000%.

[Heinous]

HAHAHA

Shit, why the fuck anybody would give you mod powers is beyond me.

You're a disgrace to your people, and you're a disgrace to flaming itself.

Go huff some spray paint.

[Fragged]

ANTIVIRUS 2 TUF OMG HE SO GODE

[In You Eye]

Do I detect a note of pride in your voice?

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After I got punked in Hells Kitchen, I was sold by Crew for TWO packs of smokes!

Swing and a miss Anusgeyser; 0 for 174 and your perfect .000 record remains intact. After having beaten everyone who is anyone, including those whose boot soles your mail is forwarded to, I could hardly be the Hells Kitchen mod and expect anyone to face me here. The 'power flamers' of Brawl-Champs hide behind their consoles and wield a shield emblazoned with the word TRAFFIC.




Your ilk are the reason I am schooling the current batch of sped mods, lispingtot, stool, and shesucksafew, in the art of running a forum by force of flame rather than from a panel. You might at least try and fight back to help 'em along a bit, kthanx.

[Projectile Vomit]

Pinched off by ANTIVIRUS

No, dumbass, Banished for life be you would be Yoda.

I don't remember saying, "raise your hand if you're a nerd.", but okay.

[Redeye]

Indeed.

[Heinous]

Pinched off by In You Jew

Durrdly dur be tur de durrdly der.

Shit, you might aswell shut this site down and just make a site titled InYouJewESGOD!.com

I need you to know exactly how stupid you are, I want you to actually read what it is you type from now on, if you have the ability to do so of course, I don't want to be pushy ya know.

Pinched off by Projectile Slurper

I is on INYOUJEWS SIDE!

Good, now I can make sure to send you a fucking present on hanukkah, would you like a new dradle, I know you lost the other one up your ass.

[Projectile Vomit]

Looks like someone needs to hug it out.

[Miffet]

It's me, I'm the one, I need to hug it out!

[Projectile Vomit]

No, Miffet, you need therapy (or a vast assortment of condoms- whichever's cheapest for your personal needs. I would guess; therapy).

[Yellowbeard]

Hey Miffet has deviot performed cunnilingus on you at any stage of your RL friendship?

[deviot]

Dude I don't even know what that is lol

[V-Agent]

Yoda? Let's Yoda:

Very much to fuck his mother Antivirus wants.

[Projectile Vomit]

...and the coffee comes out the nose.


thx.

[Heinous]

I think LoCo for got to give V-Agina his morning back rub, stand clear, meltdown in progress.

[V-Agent]

It's like being slobbered over by a mildly retarded puppy after it laid a turd on the carpet: you know it's bad to kick it across the room, but it just feels so damn good.

[Erosest09]

..

[reaper]

Your kidding me aint ya little fella you have spammed a few sub forums hopeing to get noticed.
Now youve got all big and brave and spammed an old thread.
You gunna man up and brave your way in to H/K next.